it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize