I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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