ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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