so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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