LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
The struggles of a small town man whore
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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