Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I know her cup size but not her name....
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