Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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