he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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