When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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