It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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