last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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