Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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