So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Congratulations! We have a period
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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