Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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