gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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