I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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