So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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