I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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