its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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