I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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