ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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