Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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