They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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