lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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