Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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