I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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