New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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