Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
There are leaves in my underwear?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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