Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You took a bar mat shot.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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