its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
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