My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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