and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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