Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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