Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So many bounce houses so little time
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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