yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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