have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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