And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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