Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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