loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
