That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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