I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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