I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Randomize