Non-Jews are for practice
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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