This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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