Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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