i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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