i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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