Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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