normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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