"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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