Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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