ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Welp...herpes.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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