So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
