Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
