i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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