Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
this just has baby written all over it
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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