hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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