What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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