Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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