I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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